sleek jokes

A man escapes from prison where hes been locked up for 15years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom.While hes in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "listen, this guy is an escaped convict. He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong honey. I love you!"She responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too."