Sunscreen is for cowards afraid of skin cancer.
Work is for cowards afraid of poverty.
Clothes are for cowards afraid of cold (and shame)
Belts are for cowards that are afraid of their pants falling down.
Seatbelts are for cowards afraid of windshields.
Helmets (all kinds) are for cowards afraid of force
Engineering is for cowards afraid of bridges, buildings, etc. collapsing.
Fire extinguishers are for cowards afraid of fire.
Water is for cowards afraid of chapped lips.
Antibiotics are for cowards afraid of shitting themselves out of existence.
Hairnets are for cowards afraid of hair in their food.
Shoes are for cowards afraid of blisters.
Toilet paper is for cowards afraid of fecal remnants.
Masks are for cowards afraid of COVID.
And thus is the word of the Lord.
So there...
Blessed are the cowards for they will inherit the Earth🙏🏾😇
~Wear yourself a merry little Christmask👌🏾
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