Being a Coward

Sunscreen is for cowards afraid of skin cancer.

Work is for cowards afraid of poverty.

Clothes are for cowards afraid of cold (and shame)

Belts are for cowards that are afraid of their pants falling down.

Seatbelts are for cowards afraid of windshields.

Helmets (all kinds) are for cowards afraid of force

Engineering is for cowards afraid of bridges, buildings, etc. collapsing.

Fire extinguishers are for cowards afraid of fire.

Water is for cowards afraid of chapped lips.

Antibiotics are for cowards afraid of shitting themselves out of existence.

Hairnets are for cowards afraid of hair in their food.

Shoes are for cowards afraid of blisters.

Toilet paper is for cowards afraid of fecal remnants.

Masks are for cowards afraid of COVID.

And thus is the word of the Lord. 

So there...

Blessed are the cowards for they will inherit the Earth🙏🏾😇

~Wear yourself a merry little Christmask👌🏾

The Job Interview

Interviewer: What is your mail id?

Me: adityapratap2018@gmail.com

Interviewer: What's​ the password of your email ID?

Me: Why password Sir? What is the relation of this job with my privacy?

Interviewer: I need to know something from it. So what is your mail Id password?

Me: Sir, password is - need_a_job (gave actual password).

Interviewer(without typing the password): You don’t seem to be a believable person, you may share the secrets of the company. Why should I hire you?

Me: Were you about to hire me, if I seemed to be believable?

Interviewer: Yes! why not, everything was fine with you except this huge mistake. Secrets of the company are very important. When you can share your password for this job, in future you will not give a second thought for exchanging secret information of this company for a better job. Sorry Dear, It’s a huge mistake.

Me: Okay Sir, Why don’t you just enter the Password?

Interviewer: Okay(typed need_a_job).

After typing the password. Next thing will be:

Me: Sir, there are still many things beyond passwords, I will never-ever share the secrets of the company to anyone. Now, you can happily hire me as I proved myself to be believable.

P.S. - For extra security, everyone should have 2-step verification. You never know, when will this extra security save you.